A family of three move from England to Colombia so that
Sarah Harriman (Julia Styles) can become the new manager at the local paper mill.
However, the blissful surroundings are not matched by the couples' (Styles and
Scott Speedman) experiences as it turns out their new
home is haunted. The trouble really begins when the couples' young daughter is
kidnapped.
Director Lluís Quílez's debut
feature film is one that can best be described as a slow burner, in fact on
occasions the film's place is so slow that it's almost glacial in the way the
film moves long. The film is wonderful to look at as care is certainly put into
showcasing the exquisite surroundings just outside Colombia's capital, Bogota.
However, the film is devoid of any true threat or tension and the performances
from the leads are serviceable at best. The film's central story is very
derivative of many other ghost stories and there is no tension and no genuine frights
even despite the dark and brutal back story which probably would have made for
a far more interesting story. Out of the Dark harks back to the likes of The Orphanage and The Changeling but whilst there’s the odd moment here or there Out of the Dark is a mostly forgettable
horror flick from an area of the world that's produced some crackers over the
years.
2/5
A group of teenagers find
blueprints that they can use to build a time machine (because high school
students can do that), they use this time machine to improve their lives by
passing tests, winning the lottery and getting revenge on bullies. There are,
however, certain rules are must be followed. The rule is never jump alone but
when that rule is broken everything is thrown into jeopardy.
If you really think about the
science in the any film that features 'timey wimey' stuff it begins to fall in on
itself. This is the main issue with Project Almanac (PLOT SPOILERS ahead)as the
precise moment where it all falls apart is when David (Jonny Weston) has a
second attempt at pulling his crush, Jessie (Sofia Black D'Elia), at a music
festival, but shouldn't all of the gang be there as they were in previous escapades? *END SPOILERS.
There's another issue with the
festival scene altogether as it is where the plot literally stops for a good
20-25 minutes. The scene certainly goes on for far too long and becomes quite a
drag. The fact that the group of friends can be a tad annoying in large doses
makes matters slightly worse as their company and interactions with one other
can get a tad grating (probably because the dialogue is rather cringy and the
attempts at humour fail) but you do end up finding them bearable as the film
goes on.
However, Project Almanac (which is unnecessarily shot in found footage
style) is mostly good fun, aside that 25 minute drag in the middle, as it presents
enjoyable questions about time travel and what you would do with it. It's quite
fun to watch the group try to correct
their wrongs, gain revenge on bullies and redo tests as the gang mess around
with their new found invention but on the other hand it spends so much time
messing about than actually building its rather thin storyline.
2.5/5
After quitting his place of work
Dan Trunkman (Vince Vaughn) sets up his own company with two former co-workers in
tow, Tim McWinters (Tom Wilkinson) and Mike Pancake (Dave Franco). They are
close to making a deal, but it turns out that former boss, Chuck Portnoy (Sienna
Miller), is also in the picture and close to snapping up the deal.
I think producers/writers/whoever
should be more wary when they name their films because naming films like
Unfinished Business, Atrocious or Simply Irresistible will get smart arse
critics typing away on their computers trying to think of witty joke to mock
the film and its title. In the case of Unfinished Business the only business
that remains unfinished is the film's script because it appears to be missing
any decent jokes. The thing is, with one or two smiles aside, Unfinished
Business simply isn't funny. It relies far too much on crass humour, that isn't even that crass anyway, and sex
jokes that makes Get Hard (which has
similar humour) looks like the Citizen Kane of crass comedy.
The performances aren't
particularly great either, Vince Vaughn is ok, Dave Franco's dumb character can
get rather grating and Tom Wilkinson delivers one of his poorest performance of
his career. Supporting characters (featuring Sienna Miller and James Marsden)
are just as forgettable as the main trio. The family subplot is touching but
could have done with some expanding and less cheesy sentimentality but it added
some reasons to be interested in a film that sorely lacking in reasons to care.
There are some good moments that bring about a weak smile and Berlin is well
shot but Unfinished Business isn't a memorable comedy but not a ghastly as some
critics claim it to be.
2/5
I literally just saw OUT OF THE DARK. I think you were too nice on it and too hard on PROJECT ALMANAC.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I'm thinking the same. It's almost a 3/5...
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